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This is Father Vincent. Leave a message. I'll get back to you. I promise. Thanks so much.

[ You'll notice he's not promising that. ]

Right reserved. And of course you can have your inferior Mario Kart choices. I certainly won't get in the way.

[There is a very dramatic gasp.]

You take that back! Yoshi is the best! He's the cutest little dinosaur ever...I cannot believe you.

[He will start to walk again though, all is well in the world of Hanna it seems, despite all the problems that lay outside of the enclosure that he's choosing not to think about right now.]

[ He shakes his head sadly. ]

That's a very strange way to pronounce 'Peach', you know.

[That gets a snort out of him, settling back to fall in step with him and lean into his arm.]

Of course you'd go Peach. Next time we get to a decent port I'm going to try and find you a ridiculous parasol. It can brighten up your library.

[Along with the bits of papercraft that is presented in all the colors of the rainbow.]

For all that rainy weather we have on board. I will cherish it always.

[ He means the last part, at least. ]

Sunbrella, to keep your skin safe from the lack of sunshine. If I get one that's big enough you can use it as a cane.

I appreciate you trying to keep my terrible secret, of course.

What? That you main Peach?

That's nothing to be ashamed of. She's got her whole kingdom and a bunch of subjects who love her. That and she's kind of a badass. You know, we should play Mario 64 sometime, that'd be kind of fun.

We should, yes, but I more meant that I'm dating someone who doesn't acknowledge Peach supremacy.

...Yoshi. Really, Hanna. How could you?

[Hanna snorts, leaning into his side and looking up at him.]

Yeah, but Yoshi is a fucking dinosaur. That trumps any princess supremacy, obviously.

And he came in so many different colors. That and I still cannot get the theme from Yoshi story out of my head. That was a bop.

Only if you think the power of a single lizard actually counters that of a country's future monarch.

...it's good music, though.

I think you're forgetting Godzilla is also a lizard. Who says Yoshi isn't destined to be a kaiju?

Lizard supremacy. [This is all very ridiculous but he's enjoying himself regardless, looping his arm in Vincent's.]

You're cute when you're wrong.

I think you're forgetting that Mothra is the Queen of the monsters.

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